Dead Body Found In Streator Cemetery

                Normies might say something like “It’s a cemetery, of course there are bodies there” but true believers know there is more to the story.

                According to Streator resident Tom Armstrong there was a “large police presence in Riverview Cemetery” back on March 31st around 6:30 P.M. While some Locals believe it was unrelated to the residents of the grave yard, Tom believes otherwise. “a man was found deceased in the cemetery” Tom said in a Facebook comment

                Though there are some conflicting reports, Trevor Sparks of Streator seems to be on the right line of questioning. “Zombies?” he asked in a reply on the original post. But Trevor is not alone in his suspicion as another local Scot Smith claims “The dead are awakening” in town. Tom says he hopes this is not the case. “My parents are both buried there, and I think I am still grounded from 1974”. Let’s hope for Tom’s sake, they have not risen.

                Mary Reel has a different take on the situation “someone else said it was to escort 4 wheeler folks out that were trespassing” however this sounds like a typical police cover up to me. That is what “they” would want you to think. Whatever the case, Jose Luis Lopez wants the truth. “What was it” He asked. We would all like to know Jose.

                That being said, we are urging Streator citizens to remain vigilant in the face of a potential zombie uprising in town. If you encounter a deceased relative knocking on your door late at night, DON’T ANSWER IT. It is best to call the local police department, but be sure to ask for the S.T.A.R.S. unit.

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